"Skull Ifugao Ritual"
I am a valiant Ifugao warrior, on my beautiful island of Luzon, ... you know ... to the Philippines. In my family, we have warm blood ... and if you hurt me looking at my sister without my approval, I come on an expedition to your village and I cut your head ... but that was before. Now we get to buy some coke and I have a cell phone in my jeans .... Nevertheless I am always so vindictive so I come to your village, I smash you without cutting your head and at home, I will do all our ceremonies and libations with the effigy of your clay skull. Ok!